This one is for my hyderabadi friends….enjoy in pure hyderabadi style…;)

Inhu dekhe to aisich hai
potte dekhe to waisich hai
poore khaandaan ku dekhlo
sab logan kaise-kich hai
khandaani logan sudharte nai
inhu kisi ki sunte nai

Ek bhai poora gunda hai
pachchis inch ka munda hai
uski tareef mai boltain
kitta handsome launda hai
tareef karte katraate nai
inhu kisi ki sunte nai

Saari duniya ku taane
apni galti kabh maane
inki nazar main sabh haule
khaali inhu-ich shaane
safed jhoot se mukarte nai
inhu kisi ki sunte nai

Achcha hua to baap ka naam
bura hua to maa badnaam
woich pukaara subo shaam
poore logon main taam taam
badnaami se darte nai
inhu kisi ki sunte nai

Ghar mai mittha kam khaatain
rookha sookha hum khaatain
dawaton mai jab bhi jaatain
dastarkhan po jam jaatain
sugar, BP kam karte nai
inhu kisi ki sunte nai

Jabse retire hue palang po hai
rozana ek naye rang po hai
baaton se to aisa dikhta
jaise miyan jang po hai
ujaad palang se utarte nai
inhu kisi ki sunte nai

Abh tum ich bolo kya karna ji
roz roz ka kaika ladna ji
police ki dhamki pe bole
mai police se kabh darna ji
tum bhokte tanha katarte nai
inhu kisi ki sunte nai